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      <title>Java makes people sick</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 10:00:50 +0100</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;rsquo;s true - Java makes people&#xA;&lt;a href=&#34;http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90IDMBG5&amp;amp;show_article=1&#34;  target=&#34;_blank&#34; rel=&#34;noreferrer&#34;&gt;sick&lt;/a&gt;.&#xA;Lets hope they get the &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.moscone.com/&#34;  target=&#34;_blank&#34; rel=&#34;noreferrer&#34;&gt;Moscone Center&lt;/a&gt;&#xA;disinfected in time for the&#xA;&lt;a href=&#34;http://developer.apple.com/wwdc/&#34;  target=&#34;_blank&#34; rel=&#34;noreferrer&#34;&gt;WWDC&lt;/a&gt;, so the same won&amp;rsquo;t be true&#xA;for &lt;a href=&#34;http://www.apple.com/&#34;  target=&#34;_blank&#34; rel=&#34;noreferrer&#34;&gt;Apple&lt;/a&gt;. ;-) btw. Hope you all get well&#xA;soon! =)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      
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      <title>The &#34;Blonde joke&#34; of the year!</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 07:42:00 +0100</pubDate>
      
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;I know it&amp;rsquo;s still early in the year, but this is one of the funiest&#xA;&lt;a href=&#34;http://mamatux.dk/articles/2006/01/09/blondine-joke&#34;  target=&#34;_blank&#34; rel=&#34;noreferrer&#34;&gt;blonde jokes&lt;/a&gt;&#xA;ever! Cute and to the point! ;)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      
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